Sunday School
Little
Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she
was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When
Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very
good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who
is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her
slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her
again. "Jesus
Christ!" shouted Mary and the
teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then
the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and
shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one
more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher
fainted.
Got this is an email.
I thought it was funny.
xD