Labor
Pain
A married
couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor
pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it
out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the
pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10%
was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and
asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he
was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out
his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and
her husband were ecstatic.
But when they got home, the mailman was lying dead on
their porch.
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