Quotes for April 5, 2009
4 out of 5 guys are assholes
thats why girls go through all the other four before we get to that one ♥
thats why girls go through all the other four before we get to that one ♥
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Here's to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted
on one person who will never be there for them.
Here's to the kids whose idea of a good night is
sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars…
Here's to the kids who hum "A Little Less 16 Candles A Little More Touch Me"
when they're stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night.
Here's to the kids who have ever had a broken heart --
from someone who didn't even know they existed…
Here's to the kids who will never have 100%
confidence in anything they do,
and to the kids who are okay with that.
Here's to the kids.
[ Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz ]
on one person who will never be there for them.
Here's to the kids whose idea of a good night is
sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars…
Here's to the kids who hum "A Little Less 16 Candles A Little More Touch Me"
when they're stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night.
Here's to the kids who have ever had a broken heart --
from someone who didn't even know they existed…
Here's to the kids who will never have 100%
confidence in anything they do,
and to the kids who are okay with that.
Here's to the kids.
[ Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz ]
We were given two hands to hold
Two legs to walk
Two eyes to see
Two ears to listen
But only one heart because your other one was given to someone else to find!
Two legs to walk
Two eyes to see
Two ears to listen
But only one heart because your other one was given to someone else to find!
i'm not irish
and if you try to kiss me i
will kick you in your face (:
At Some Point In Your Life You Will Turn Into One Of Your Parents
( And There’s Nothing You Can Do About It )
its beautiful outside. its winter;; but its 60 degrees outside;
and breezy. but im inside; in my room. my computer screen
is filled with flashing IM boxes; people waiting for my reply.
all of a sudden, im sick of that. im sick of sitting behind my
computer for hours, talking about everything and nothing. so
i just sit there, watching my friends ask if im there;; watching
their IMs gather. ( i s i g n o f f ) . i stare out the window.
i f e e l r e s t l e s s .
* a quote from my old account that i had deleted.
thanks soo much to lyrical_sensation for saving it.
love you jami (:
and breezy. but im inside; in my room. my computer screen
is filled with flashing IM boxes; people waiting for my reply.
all of a sudden, im sick of that. im sick of sitting behind my
computer for hours, talking about everything and nothing. so
i just sit there, watching my friends ask if im there;; watching
their IMs gather. ( i s i g n o f f ) . i stare out the window.
i f e e l r e s t l e s s .
* a quote from my old account that i had deleted.
thanks soo much to lyrical_sensation for saving it.
love you jami (:
I<4you
because <3 is just too small of a
number to describe my love for you.
Bold which things you have done in your lifetime -1% from 100 for everything you've done TOTAL=59%
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleepover
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleepover
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
NOTH
ING IS
ORIGI
NAL A
NYMO
RE ♥
she wont always chase you around......
and when she stops running circles around you
you are going to wish you let her catch you!
and when she stops running circles around you
you are going to wish you let her catch you!
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