Quotes added on Monday, April 13 2009

retarded fact  # 03 :
About 100 people a year die by choking to death on a ballpoint pen.

'there's no place like home, there's no place like home!'

ohh, get a grip dorathy! if someone said that in the 21 century it would be weirder then saying...

there's no place like school, there's no place like school!

~ps. im not making fun of the wizard of oz, it rox.!

Do what makes you happy
Be with who makes you smile
Laugh as much as you breathe
&
Love as long as you live
<3
 
and when your heart is breaking
 and they’ve left you all alone,
i’ll be there at your side
 and i wont ever let you go.
 i’ll walk you through the bad times,
and be there hold your hand. 
i’m never gonna leave,
 because i love you.
Natural Hair Color:
[x ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total:100
Eye Color:
[ x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[x ] Under 5′4 - $95


Total so far: $245

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ x ] 0 to 18 - $100


Total so far: $345

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[  ] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $895

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ x ] No - $600

Total so far: $1495

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,945

Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[ x] Pink/Hot pink - $100
[  ] Other - $500

Total: $2795

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[  ] Nope-add $1000
[x ] some- $750

Final Total: $3,545

I can’t help myself
Im not blonde...
walking into walls is just a habbit!
wgot thayoung love
k i n d  o f  t h i n g  <3 / !
Boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.
Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.
Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.
He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.
She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.
Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.
He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.
His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.
One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.
She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.
As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.
She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:
"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."




**b4u--this is true love(:**
I went to Taco Bell
&+ there was this REALLY hot
guy workin the drive thru.
I was like, "Hey what's up?"
&+ then he was like "Selling tacos."
then I was like "That's cool."
&+ then he was like "You?"
then I was like "Buying tacos."
&+ he was like "That's cool."
IT WAS HOT. You wish you were me.
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