Quotes for May 5, 2009

I hope your keyboard turns into a giant razor blade.
quote number 762674
filed under funny
  3

g  a  e   s  a  o  r  a  ;
the great thing about him is that
he can be a complete
s l u t
and still make it look cool


 
quote number 762673
filed under funny
  3
how 2 have a real sleepover
watch a scary movie just to make fun of your friends scream
go down stairs and have a cupcake fight until the wall looks like someone had mistaken it for a tissue
draw all over your friend with pink lipstick until she makes you soak her clean
take hylarious pictures of your friend pulling her pants up all the way to her bra strap
prank call a million ppl and pretend to be a man
threatn to lick ur friends phone if she spits in your drink
get scared that some kid in your class is stalking you
make funny videos
dance to the oldest music
pretend to be the gayest kids in your grade and slow dance
have sugar fights
wash eachothers hair in the kitchen sink until the counter is drowning with water
play truth or dare and ask the stupidest questions
laugh at things that arent even funny just to keep the moment
crack a few inside jokes and fall on the ground laughing until you cant breath
look through your friends food cabnet(s) and eat all of the junk you can find
stay up all night talking about your most embarrasing moments
forget about your broken hearts and all of the dumbass guys and remember that your friends are more important than any guy and they will always be there for you no matter what. 


quote number 762672
filed under friendship
  5
 You say that your sorry for your loss 
 I say thank you
 But i am thinking 
 What the hell stop bringing it up.
 It already sucks enough
 I DONT want to think about it but i absolutly loved him.
 Dont tell me not to cry because he wouldnt want me to be sad
 He helped me be the person i am today 
 Hell ya i am going to cry

   AND WHEN SOMEONE IN YOU LIFE THIS SPECIAL DIES...
YOU STILL WONT KNOW HOW I FEEL...
SO DONT TRY 
BECAUSE I AM WORKING IT OUT ON MY OWN






*Miss you Hankers wont go a day the rest of my life where you arent with me. I know you will always be there until the time i die and get to see you again*
 


quote number 762671
filed under love
  2
 & when you need them most...
your good friends always seem to show up
quote number 762670
filed under love
  2


g a b e s a p o r t a
can put his c o b r a in my s t a r s h i p
anyday


c;



 
quote number 762669
filed under funny
  3
thatstotallyfetch!
quote number 762666
filed under funny
  0
 your always going to have that one person who ;
; is there for you through the thick and thin
; is there for you through the hard brake-ups
; lends their shoulder for you to cry on
; is always there in time of need
; will reassure you that everything is going to be fine
; never leaves your side
; feels your pain
; has your back
;
will love you forever <3
orignal.
dont steal. (:
quote number 762661
filed under love
  10
I hope this christmas when you go to open your first present,
its a bomb and if you blink, you'll detonate it.
quote number 762660
filed under funny
  2
 Please sign this if you feel the same way about these "FakeBusters"


These "FakeBusters" are getting on my last
nerve. Im very sick of them looking at poeple's pictures
and assuming that they are fake. Its very annoying getting messages
from these people saying that people are suspected as a "fake"
And thats one thing i hate so very much.
Labeling people.  I get so mad at people, who like
to label others.
I have gotton over 15 messages
from these "fakesbusters" saying that
my friends are "fake" Now im only saying this because
they
do not have any right, what so ever
to go around telling people that they are fake. Its immature
and annoying. Im sick of it. And i am sooooooooooooooo done with it.

Sign Your name if you feel this way too.
*LoveStory73
*MyLittleNatalie
*SiccerChicka28m
quote number 762658
filed under advice
  1

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