Quotes for May 26, 2009
did you ever notice, there were always prettier grls around when you were w/ him!?!?!?!?
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we are a typical story
of a boy and a girl who fell in love
witheachother♥
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of a boy and a girl who fell in love
witheachother♥
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have you ever got up in the morning, put on ur best cloths, worked for an hour on your hair, did ur make -up extra well, and put that special perfume on, just so he'll notice you, and possibly, smile!?!?!?
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Your the boy of my dreams, and my
dreams just came true!!!! <3 <3
dreams just came true!!!! <3 <3
boreddd..
48%?
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
48%?
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
And when shes gone remember
that you once loved her,
you once needed her,
you once cared about her
more then aything in the world,
you can't deny she was ever there,
you can't deny what you had,
you can't deny that it ended
over absolutely nothing,
you can't deny, regarless,
you still think about it,
no other girl can love you
the way she did. you'll realize
what you've done, you'll come
back and she'll be... gone.
that you once loved her,
you once needed her,
you once cared about her
more then aything in the world,
you can't deny she was ever there,
you can't deny what you had,
you can't deny that it ended
over absolutely nothing,
you can't deny, regarless,
you still think about it,
no other girl can love you
the way she did. you'll realize
what you've done, you'll come
back and she'll be... gone.
Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
Advice...
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
-SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
- KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
- HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
.....OR BETTER
no credit!
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
Advice...
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
-SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
- KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
- HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
.....OR BETTER
no credit!
you are my special someone, the boy that makes me smile when evrything is completly horrible, the boy who makes me blush whenever he smiles at me, the boy who's sweet words, and soft voice, melt my heart, the boy that gives me tingles just being near him. your the boy that i wait hours for to txt bck, your the boy i can tell anything and evrything to, your the boy i love!!! <3
I aint no HOLLABACK girl!
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& so every night I
cross my fingers,
search for a star,
and wish at 11:11
for someone to punch you in the face tomorrow
cross my fingers,
search for a star,
and wish at 11:11
for someone to punch you in the face tomorrow
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