Quotes for May 30, 2009

Stupid conversations....

Me: In Florida When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Me: lmao
Fran: lmfaoo
Me: Get this one!!! You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.
Me: and this....It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Fran: lol
Me: ROFL I CANT BREATH!!!
        Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

        Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

         It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
 
Me: LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: HOW DO U HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A PORCUPINE?!
Me: I swear these people were on crack when they made these laws
Fran: lmaaaaaaao


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Fran: pierre frawnswa dela'briosje
Fran: is my dads cats name..
Me: .........
Me: the cat is french?>
Fran: yes
Me: SINCE WHEN R CATS FRENCH!?!?!?!?!?
Fran: aparently the cat is french..
Me: THATS SO MESSED UP!!!
Me: WHAT IT DO?! SWIM TO FRANCE, EAT A COUPLE FRENCH FRIES AND SWIM BACK SO ITS FRIGGEN FRENCH NOW?!?!?!?!?
Fran: LMFAOO! ik ritee !
Me: its so fucked upp
Fran: LMFAOO ! yes

You lift my feet off the ground.
Spinning me around,
you make me crazier, crazier.

Feels like im falling and i,
I'm lost in your eyes.
You make me crazier, crazier, crazier.


Taylor Swift<33333

srry if this quote is anyones. credit to all of you who have this song quote.

How do you like me when your completely inlove with her?
Lets all face the truth;
theres no room for me...
o n l y  h e r .

CHAIN LETTERRR !!! dnt readd itt enless youu willl repostt it(:



What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do

Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.

Guys:whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle

Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........

Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)

Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.

Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat

Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush....
*************
STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
-now copy and repost this.
if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad LUCK forever

I can be so confused about alot of things at times,
 But the only time I'm truely happy is when I'm with him!!


Not mine came up with from quote i found on internet!

and i bet your mother tells you you're
cool,
you keep believing that (:

I'm beginning to
         think that trusting a
                   person is just the
same as giving
        them the weapon
                   to destroy you