Quotes for June 5, 2009

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
quote number 835642
filed under flirty
  1
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
quote number 835641
filed under flirty
  1
I'd like to run away....
From you....
But if you didn't come ...
And find me ...
I would die......
quote number 835639
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  3
&+ I Love To Know ;;
That I Was
the a s t
person he was
t_h_i_n_k_i_n_g
about before

he went to sleep
<3








-->Idk if you get?
fade/text cred to me.
xxnoeyxx[:
quote number 835638
filed under love
  7
I love you - those three words.... have my life in them.
quote number 835637
filed under flirty
  2
Sweetie
You know it's time to change your ways
when people ask you if you are aspiring to be on
GOSSIP GIRL


quote number 835636
filed under funny
  11
if i could pick one moment in my life
it would be
the moment i first met you
<3
quote number 835634
filed under love
  3
I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
quote number 835633
filed under flirty
  1



       && the way to a girl's heart
              is not by calling her
    "hott stuf"









:p gayyyy
quote number 835632
filed under funny
  2
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
quote number 835630
filed under funny
  8

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