Fuckmylife #1
Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a
bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other
very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I
turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE
TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to
his Bluetooth. FML
^sorry for the swearing. all mine