Quotes added on Sunday, June 14 2009


I went to mcdonalds and asked for a water
then i dumped it
and got soda from the soda fountain
it was risky but the coke was so worth it!
think about it...maybe life doesn't always turn out right the first time, but i feel like i have my whole life to fix my problems. i know my life will eventually end, though i really do have a feeling that i have forever and eternity to do the things i need to do...which is a good thing.
qoute by, sheridan wood :p
Don't let

i think that Taylor Swift is an insperation...... <333

she has all the guts to sing the words
that i can't bare to say to him.

-->[[&+ Heres to Everyone]]<--
Who has...
Gotten up in the
Middle of the night
And has
Tripped over nothing,  
W a l k e d
Into the door,
    F e l l   d o w n   t h e   s t a i r s ,   
And got scared of monsters,
.:.:In the dark:.:.
Just to go pee


Yeaa, totally done those things.
fade/text cred.

Fuckmylife #1
Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

^sorry for the swearing. all mine

 Don't you find it ironic how you see more quotes about teen love, boyfriend drama, heartbreak, things that might not even matter a year from now?
More quotes than any life lesson or inspiring quotes I see around here.


 know sometimes things might not always make sense to you right now.
Fuckmylife #2
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

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