Quotes for June 15, 2009

 Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings
they did it by killing all those who opposed them

quote number 860792
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  4
all men are assholes.
and if you forget, they will remind you.




- not my quote ; my edit
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quote number 860791
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  42
“Mommy, what is love?”
“Honey, love is the most treasured thing in the world. Love is something that you cannot buy, it’s priceless. Love is special, and love is rare. And though love is not found very often, it’s everywhere. Love is when you see someone, and your heart skips a beat, and you can’t breathe, none of the confusion, and sadness that you had just been feeling is there anymore. The only emotion you can feel is very strong, very sweet, the one feeling, the only emotion, is love. When you have that one thing, you can tell, because every time you think about that person, you can’t help but smile, and when you see their smile…you can almost melt, and sometimes, you’ll be sitting there and start smiling uncontrollably because you just can’t get them off your mind, yeah people might think your insane, but at that moment, you wouldn’t even care if you found a one-hundred dollar bill laying in the street, all you can think about, all you can feel, all you can do is love.”
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  6
Dinosaurs are extinct?

Pshh no way! They're just hiding in their
mangoes!

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  3
 HAHA! 100% REAL email. My little conv wit hoops and yoyo (hallmarks adorable mascots!) i did NOT make this up, i was SO suprised when they responded! lol




thanks, kati! our hyperness usually is fueled by coffee and donuts every
morning in the hallmark cafe. well, and bob, our brilliant creator
inspires us to do some of our stuff.   you know the 'crazy day' ecard? we
were inspired to do that on the day bob dropped his favorite box of 1/2"
peewee marbles and when he was trying to pick them up, he slipped on some
and his ipod nano went flying out of his pocket waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up in
the air and landed in this lady's big hair-do and she started chasing him
with a can of hairspray and he was running really fast and his hightop's
orange shoelaces came untied and he tripped on them and he somersaulted in
to a guy carrying this huge bowl of spaghetti and some of that spaghetti
still hangs on the wall. yep, we're lucky to have him around -- bob is our
inspiration. :)hoops&yoyo
 
 you can visit hoops&yoyo at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com - gotta lotta new stuff
coming!
 
 
 
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com on 04/20/2009 04:01 PM EST
 
 
 
To:  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com
cc:
 
Subject:    Ask hoopsandyoyo
Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
 (xxxxxxxxx.com) on Monday, April 20, 2009
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Name: Kati
 
Message: I was wondering... what makes you so hyper???? I love it! I
              need to know your secret behind your craziness! I love you
              guys, thanks!
 
 
 
                                        Kati
quote number 860788
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  1
I've been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school.
they don’t teach you how to love somebody.
they don’t teach you  how to be famous.
they don’t teach you how to be rich  or how to be poor.
they don’t teach you how to walk  away from someone you
don’t love any longer. they  don’t___teach you how to know
what’s going on___in  someone else’s mind.
 they don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying.
they don’t teach you anything worth knowing.
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  2
you make me smile,
so why not stay a while?

all mine again. comment it please. (:
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  2
What hurts the most, is we were so close. A breath away, in the autumn day. We were meant to be, so please don't hurt me. Don't wanna cry to sleep, so lets just take that leap.

Fabulous Fades - :: Bailey :: Request ::
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  5
 
She knows it isn’t right. She’s knows she shouldn’t care, but she does. And she hates it. She doesn’t know why, but she loves him. She loves him so much, but she has someone else. She can’t live, or breathe without him, but she can’t tell him, because if she does, she knows it will ruin everything, their relationship, her relationship, and maybe even their friendship. She can’t go through this anymore, she has to choose, but who will it be? The one she’s secretly loved forever, or the one she knows loves her back?
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  9

be strong ;; carry on <3

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  1

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