Quotes for June 30, 2009

The Thing About Life
it breaks you over and over,
and you have to live with the broken places.
Knowing they are there.
Feeling them every time there's a change
or you love someone
or miss someone
or feel pitifully sorry for someone

- Breathe My Name
 
quote number 903526
filed under famous
  2
love is like the inside of an asshole .. sometimes it stinks and sometimes it sweaty
but in reality all you need to do is take a shit  and wipe. then everything disappears
just like in relationships when we have a little stinky slip we get back to that asshole
you are dating. then once you have wiped make sure you smell it to make sure it smells
good for your man=] you never ever ever know when someone is going to take you heart away
like just you took that wet asshole feeling away to a dry asshole feeling.. its all good in the ghetto
hood with all them sweaty asshole homies. you dawg dont be fretting ima wipe yo asshole like a
white women wipes her tiitys on a hot summers day.  Sometimes on a hot summers day white
women get this disgusting titty sweat and it is soooooo gross it smells like sweaty powdery balls
from an old petifile after raping a little boy.  thank tthank you veryyyy much=]
quote number 903524
filed under love
  0
after E V E R Y T H I N G you
put me through,
for some reason,
i just can't let go
. . .
iloveyou.
<3
quote number 903523
filed under love
  8
What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do

Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.

Guys:whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle


Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........


Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.

Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush....
**************

STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!

-now copy and repost this.

if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years

by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.

if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

 
quote number 903522
filed under advice
  0
i'm . so .
SWAGGERIFIC!


*Requesttt.
quote number 903521
filed under requests
  1
i   '   d    b   e    l   y  i   n   g    i   f    i    t   o   l   d    y   o   u   ,
losing you was something i could handle.

 
quote number 903520
filed under lyrics
  58


Today
my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy .
She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in her future . 
the dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk,
I'm going into Medical School.....


FML! 
quote number 903519
filed under funny
  3
I’ma dork
but I’m the coolest dork you’ll ever meet
=]
quote number 903518
filed under funny
  3
Life is a war,
and the families are the armies.
Even if you win the war,
some will never see you plant the flag.

- Breathe My Name
quote number 903517
filed under famous
  1
Today, I was putting Totino's pizza rolls
on a plate. I usually eat 10. When I poured
them on the plate, exactly 10 fell out.
I felt like a champ.

*MLIA #4
quote number 903516
filed under funny
  21

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