Quotes for June 30, 2009
The Thing About Life
it breaks you over and over,
and you have to live with the broken places.
Knowing they are there.
Feeling them every time there's a change
or you love someone
or miss someone
or feel pitifully sorry for someone
it breaks you over and over,
and you have to live with the broken places.
Knowing they are there.
Feeling them every time there's a change
or you love someone
or miss someone
or feel pitifully sorry for someone
- Breathe My Name
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love is like the inside of an asshole .. sometimes it stinks and sometimes it sweaty
but in reality all you need to do is take a shit and wipe. then everything disappears
just like in relationships when we have a little stinky slip we get back to that asshole
you are dating. then once you have wiped make sure you smell it to make sure it smells
good for your man=] you never ever ever know when someone is going to take you heart away
like just you took that wet asshole feeling away to a dry asshole feeling.. its all good in the ghetto
hood with all them sweaty asshole homies. you dawg dont be fretting ima wipe yo asshole like a
white women wipes her tiitys on a hot summers day. Sometimes on a hot summers day white
women get this disgusting titty sweat and it is soooooo gross it smells like sweaty powdery balls
from an old petifile after raping a little boy. thank tthank you veryyyy much=]
but in reality all you need to do is take a shit and wipe. then everything disappears
just like in relationships when we have a little stinky slip we get back to that asshole
you are dating. then once you have wiped make sure you smell it to make sure it smells
good for your man=] you never ever ever know when someone is going to take you heart away
like just you took that wet asshole feeling away to a dry asshole feeling.. its all good in the ghetto
hood with all them sweaty asshole homies. you dawg dont be fretting ima wipe yo asshole like a
white women wipes her tiitys on a hot summers day. Sometimes on a hot summers day white
women get this disgusting titty sweat and it is soooooo gross it smells like sweaty powdery balls
from an old petifile after raping a little boy. thank tthank you veryyyy much=]
after E V E R Y T H I N G you
put me through,
for some reason,
i just can't let go
. . .
iloveyou.
<3
put me through,
for some reason,
i just can't let go
. . .
iloveyou.
<3
What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do
Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
Guys:whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle
Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush....
**************
STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
-now copy and repost this.
if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
Guys:whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle
Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush....
**************
STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
-now copy and repost this.
if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
. i'm . so .
SWAGGERIFIC!
*Requesttt.
SWAGGERIFIC!
*Requesttt.
i ' d b e l y i n g i f i t o l d y o u ,
losing you was something i could handle.
losing you was something i could handle.
Today:
my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy .
She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in her future .
the dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk,
I'm going into Medical School.....
FML!
I’ma dork
but I’m the coolest dork you’ll ever meet
=]
Life is a war,
and the families are the armies.
Even if you win the war,
some will never see you plant the flag.
- Breathe My Name
and the families are the armies.
Even if you win the war,
some will never see you plant the flag.
- Breathe My Name
Today, I was putting Totino's pizza rolls
on a plate. I usually eat 10. When I poured
them on the plate, exactly 10 fell out.
I felt like a champ.
*MLIA #4
on a plate. I usually eat 10. When I poured
them on the plate, exactly 10 fell out.
I felt like a champ.
*MLIA #4
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