Quotes added on Tuesday, July 21 2009

How I Met Your Mother Quote #1
Barney: Ted, your problem is that all you do is think,
think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do.
Marshall: *Laughs* Doo-doo.
Barney: *Laughs,too* Totally.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.
I love you.I love you.I love you.I love you.











^this took me FOREVER!  it's my first picture quote!<3^
&& If Tomorrow You're Still Just a Friend...
[[ I will stay up until 11:11pm yet again...until you realize, Boy<3]]





*credit to Hot-Lyts



and|I|can't|go|on|like|this...
Waiting for you to care.
Because I know that's the last thing you will ever do.
</3
How I Met Your Mother Quote #2
Barney: Ted, we're going to go out.We're gonna meet some
ladies. It's going to be legendary. Phone-five! (High fives his phone)
Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you?
*Pauses*
Barney: I know when you didn't phone-five, Ted.
 
Don't read this or else you'll have to repost it! 

crazy1 86: hey baby!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???


crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???


crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...


crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.


crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.


crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.


crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....


h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?


crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...


crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.


h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!


2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?


h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.


2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.


2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?


h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?


h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.


h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.


2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.


h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.


h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.


h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.


h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.




The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Me [without] my girls?
[[Come On* Get Real...]]
That would be like
A fat kid missing a meal!



**credit to hot-lyts!

After he said i love you to her
She'll never know if its gonna be the same again
</3
 
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And w a t c h i n g you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you

Was what I was tryin' to do

 


I'm standing here, talking and laughing with this cute boy;
But   you're   sitting  there10  feet  away,   &&   you're

all I cathinabout


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