How I Met Your Mother Quote #3
Barney:
Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect!
If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have
even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what
up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I
DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look
pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to
explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and
the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say,
bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY.
Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the
beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus
it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all
in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM!
He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's
totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high
five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because
that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True
story