I
Hate
It When
People Ask
1) Can I ask you a
question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself
up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would
like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend
steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on
going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your
supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(:
)
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up
in boxes every week)
14) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on
tuesdays and thursdays)
15) *im in the hospital*OMG. are you sick? (No i jus likehe
matresses here!)
*added stuff
all this has hpened 2 me
creditt to
some1sorry
if i stole!!!