Quotes added on Saturday, August 8 2009


i just don't understand
h  o  w     G   o  d     w  o  u  l  d     l  e  t     u  s     m  e  e  t    i  f         t  h  e  r  e
i  s     n  o     w  a  y    f  o  r     u  s     t  o     b  e     t  o  g  e  t  h  e  r..






The boy was going to have to come home sometime,
and when he did, he was going to have to talk to
me.

Jealousy

There is no "i "
But, there will always be a
" u "







All minee<3
I gave it to my friend beofe I got a witty.
She might have already put it on sorry if she did <3

every year over 17,000 people die from . . .

dun, dun, duuunn...

>>toothpicks<<

[look it up, it's true!]




Weird is good.
Strange is bad....



 ♥  Live ♥  Laugh Love ♥ 
so why can't you see ?
you belong with me<3.




g
Oing t0 tHe bEachh <3 *


cElls gOod. tExxt iT uP <3




Minee<3

 

25 fun things to do in an elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

 7. Shave.

 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

 14. One word: Flatulence!

 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

 16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

 20. Meow occasionally.

 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

 22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

 24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
 

When did you ever promise to
kill yourself falling out of Charlie’s tree?

-bella swan.

 
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