Quotes added on Monday, August 10 2009

ohkay this really isnt a quote... but the other day me and my friend were joking aroound saying that we were gunna save the earth before 2012....becasue apparentllyy the world is supposed to end tht yearr.. anywho.. we were saying how global warming..polution and all that was killing uss..so we decided we r going to write a paper for a our school and give it our science research teachher.thenn we want her opion if these ideas sound good.So we were thinking of stuff to put in this letter.and we r just gunna put ideas that will have to do with our enviroment &+ stuff like that. But we cant really come up with any ideass.. if u have any ideas we would really like if u commented on this and gave us some ideas...we r trying to heellpp our planet a little more. & in doing this everyone needs to heelpp..we all hear about saving the earth and stopping pollution.. but what if one day every person in the u.s stop using of aall there lights,t.v's,computer,cars,(etc) for one daay per year. thats it one day per year. no electronics that waste energy.factories dont runn..its a day of total nothing..that was won of our ideaass its kinda stupid but i guartee you if tht happened it would help ourr earth soo muccchh!! :]


sorry this isnt a quote just thought it was a good idea:]
comment witthh any sugesstions :]
thhaankkss:]

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                                                                DUMB BLONDE JOKE~





So there was 3 men doing construction work on a very very TALL building. One man was Italian, one was Mexican, and the other was a dumb blonde. So these 3 men have been working all morning/afternoon on top of this building and they all decide that there hungry and want to eat there lunch. So they all go and get there lunch sacks. The Italian man opens up his lunch sack and says "OH MY GOD! I am sick and tired of having pizza EVERY single day for lunch, if my wife packs me pizza tomorrow for lunch again Im gonna jump off this building and die." The the Mexican guy opened up his lunch sack and said... "OH MY GOD! I am sick and tired of having tacos EVERY day for lunch, if my wife packs me tacos tomorrow i am gonna jump off this building and die." The the dumb blonde guy opened up his lunch sack and said "OH MY GOD! if i have another PB&J sandwich tomorrow i am gonna jump off this building and die!"
                                                                              








NEXT DAY~
So once again these 3 men have been working all morning/ afternoon on top of this giant building! So they all decided they were hungry. So the Italian guy went over and opened up his lunch sack and once again there in the bag was a slice of pizza, so he said "see ya fellas!" and jumped off the building and died. Then the mexican guy opened up his lunch sack and once again there in the bag was a taco, so he said "see ya dumby!" and he jumped off the building and died. Then the dumb blonde opened up his lunch sack and once again there in the bag was a PB&J sandwich, so he jumped off the building and died.
                                                                








  AT THE FUNERAL.....                                                                                                All 3 of the mens wives were all sitting there crying. The Italian mans wife said..."if i knew my husband didnt want pizza anymore I wouldn't have packed it for him!" The Mexican mans wife said..."well if i knew my husband didnt want tacos anymore i wouldnt have packed it for him!" The dumb blonde guys wife said.... Hey!... dont look at me... my husband packed his own lunches everyday!
smile so the tears don't fall
Laugh{[like you don't hurt>>at all<<]}
Fa
keit so he'll never know
That you still
Haven't let him *gO*




 
To think she would
Actually love me
This one time
Funeralsdon'tsaddenme.
I can deal with seeing the body & everyone cry quietly at their seats. It's the eulogies
that get me.    Seeing someone close to the deceased, standing up there at the podium,
pouring out their feelings and trying their very hardest not to cry...

it just gets me. Especially when it's a [ c h i l d ]. It's like, you want to run up to
hold them,        cry with them,        tell them it'll be okay
and take them away from all the eyes watching their pain. But you can't.   That poor
child now has to live out the rest of  his  or  her life
without a mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, sister, brother
It's the eulogies that make me cry. Rather, it's the way the person reading it looks &
acts. If that funeral didn't have those eulogies, I wouldn't have cried.  B u t   i t   d i d.
Three, all from grandchildren under the age of 16, and I did.
F o r   t h e   f i r s t   t i m  e   i n   f o r e v e r   . . .
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»  »  I crie «  «  - - -



something is wrong, but im having a hard time figuring it out.

i need to put on comfier shorts. maybe even a l o n g sleev
ed shirt

i need to eat. its been two days and i havent even thought about food.

i need to to go to bed. but im afraid to fall asleep.

You hate me
B0O      FRiCKiN      H0O

I want a boy...
 
who would shove ice cream in my face
who will wrestle with me
who shows me off to his friends
who treats me with respect
who will call me at four in the morning
to tell me he can't stop thinking about me
who sings to me, even if he is a terrible singer
who could break my heart
but would never dream of it.

Damnn,  I want that boy.

I've seen your act
And I know all the facts


{I'm still in love with who I wish you were.}

 

It ain't hard to see
Who you are underneath

{I'm still in love with who I wish you were.}

And I wish you were here.


 
This is so true.
I'm sure for many people it is.
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