Quotes for August 11, 2009

Love is like a game of CANDYLAND,
where each color u land on is a new guy, with a new experience
and sometimes youll come across those "dots" like where in CandyLand you're stuck on it untill you get the color that the dots on verse in reality its like ur stuck on the guy and every color card you pick up is a new guy all though ur stuck on the dot still like you still have feelings for the same old guy untill you finally get that color the dots on and move on!


<made by Taayyee && Saabbiiee> <3  
made by X0ItsTayBiotchX0
on August 11, 2009 23:59:58
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lifes to short,,
to let days go by
made by doodles0013
on August 11, 2009 23:59:32
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When life gives you lemons...
Squirt them into mean peoples eyes:)

not mine~ love the quote
made by trixietang56
on August 11, 2009 23:58:43
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Today, I was walking down the hall in my hotel and saw a "Do Not Disturb" sign on room 69. It made me laugh. MLIA


lollllllll. again too tired to color it.
made by XoX_summerbaby_XoX
on August 11, 2009 23:58:39
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BLAHH
made by softballislife23
on August 11, 2009 23:58:25
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THE FIRST MEETING:
Boy: Your wierd {wow, she's beautiful}
Girl: Your funny looking {oh my god, he's smokin}

A FEW MONTHS LATER
Boy: Okay, so you not so wierd. Let's be friends {or more please}
Girl: Fine. I can deal with that {why just firends?}

TWO SUMMERS LATER
Boy: I really like you. {No, I don't I love you}
Girl: I like you too. {Why am I lieing? I love you!}
THE SUMMER AFTER
Boy: I love you. {Finally, I told her}
Girl: I love you too. {Yes!}

FIVE YEARS LATER
Boy: This isn't working out. {I still love you}
Girl: I know, We're done. {NO! I LOVE YOU STILL}

THREE YEARS LATER
Girl finds invitation to Boy's wedding. {Why?}

A MONTH LATER
Boy: I do. {But I still love her.}
Girl: Congradulations. {I still love you, why did you do this?}

A YEAR LATER
Boy (standing in girl's balcony): She kicked me out, {She knows I love you}
Girl: You can sleep on the couch. {Finally}

A WEEK LATER
Boy: I have always loved you. {Why did I leave you?}
Girl: Same here. {I knew it!}

A YEAR LATER
Boy: I do. {Honestly}
Girl: I do. {Honestly}

FIFTY YEARS LATER
Boy: I loved her more then anything, and i always did, since the first day i met her. 
(walks away from Girl's grave)


never lose your true love EVER or you may end up at their wedding and be crying your eyes out because it should have been you up there with them..

(not mine. just thought it was cute)
made by mrsgloop4eva
on August 11, 2009 23:58:23
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wanna no the best game to play in the car.?
wheenever someone is walkin by yuh while yur drivin yuh yell out some random name.




rules.
yuh cant say anyones name in the car including yours.
yuh cannot be stopped.
only one person must be there.
if more than 2 dont yell. trust me.


lol. comment and rate high if yuh lyk and are gunna do iht..
me and my friends play this and i wanna pee myself cuz the people sometimes wave and ihts hilarious.!




sorry relle bad colors but im tiredd.
made by xoxojessiemags
on August 11, 2009 23:58:21
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Witty is not a popularity contest.
Seriously. I am sick of people asking me to follow them.
Don't        ask        people         to         follow        you.
Most likely, it will make them NOT WANT to follow you.
Witty profiles is  supposed  to  be  for  profile  quotes.
You don't have to be "well noticed" or a "witty celebrity."
Sure  there  are  some  big  names  on  here,
b u t      t h e y      d i d n ' t      a s k      f o r      t h i s .
They     have     good    quotes     and     they're    nice.
So stop, just stop. "Popularity" is stupid.
made by xmaryyx
on August 11, 2009 23:57:58
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DO NOT CHEAT!! OMG This is like, 99.9% true!

1. Write the name of a person from the opposite sex on a seperate sheet of paper.

2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?

3. Your first intial.

4.your month of birth

5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.

7. Do you like California or Florida more?

8. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

9. Write down a realistic wish.

ARE YOU DONE? iF SO, SCROLL DOWN. ((DONT CHEAT< iM WATCHiNG YOU!))


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T H E     A N S W E R S

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you chose:

Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservatice and agressive.
Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. 
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is
A-K- You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R- You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
S-Z- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr-June- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
July-Sep- You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate

5. If you chose:
Black- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. If you chose:
California- You like adventures
Florida- You are laid back

8. If you chose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THiS BULLETiN on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
made by katelynx38
on August 11, 2009 23:57:34
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As soon as forevers through,
I'll be over you.Y

made by Broken_Girl
on August 11, 2009 23:56:40
quote number 1009900
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