Quotes for August 29, 2009

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
made by SparklingStar
on August 29, 2009 23:58:07
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 im the type of girl who doesnt cry when she stubs her toe
but can shed a tear to a love song.


made by xo_foreverandforalwaysbabe_xo
on August 29, 2009 23:56:53
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i cant promise to [ solve ] all your problems
but i can promise yu dont have to face them
ALONE
made by xx_LoveYou_xx
on August 29, 2009 23:56:19
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you laugh, i laugh.
you cry, i cry.
you fall fully dressed face first into the ocean, i stand there and crack up(:
after all, thats what bestfriends are for, right?



all mineeee;hahah actually happenedd; me and my bestfriend were at the beachh and she fell, i stood there laughing so hard while she was soakedd. it was hilariouss(: no jockinggg.
made by live2dancexoxo
on August 29, 2009 23:54:05
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Don't   Ask   Me Why,
but  it was basically love at first site. Sure, I didn't
plan for this whole falling head over heals for you
thing,   but  I did. I don't know why; but my heart
chose   you.  So now; almost half a year later I'm
basically    dying   for school to start just so I can
look at you; and with no control over my feelings
Fall In Love All Over.
made by Cheerx4life2007
on August 29, 2009 23:52:05
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Courage
is being able to  tell someone you love  them ,
while you have no clue what they will say back.
made by xmaryyx
on August 29, 2009 23:50:49
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DAMN!
Those fortune cookies
don't lie!



-mine
made by Kristin_Rocks
on August 29, 2009 23:50:45
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suffocation.
No breathing. Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.
made by babycakesx911
on August 29, 2009 23:50:40
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At age  4  success is -> having no diaper.
At age 12 success is -> having friends. 
At age 16 success is -> having a drivers license. 
At age 20 success is -> having sex. 
At age 35 success is -> having money. 
At age 50 success is -> having money. 
At age 60 success is -> having sex. 
At age 70 success is -> having a drivers license. 
At age 75 success is -> having friends. 
At age 80 success is -> having no diaper.
*facebook. this is most likely on here already.
made by 3oh3_is_my_life
on August 29, 2009 23:50:26
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11:11
yes!
11:12
oh crap, ill never meet
Nick Jonas!
made by Sportie_Girl_xo23
on August 29, 2009 23:50:06
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