Quotes for September 13, 2009

FUCK YOU KANYE,
I T ' S   L I K E   Y O U   S T E P P E D   O N   A   K I T T E N .







KATY PERRY.

 
quote number 1084075
filed under celeb
  368
the most selfish 1 letter word
 

i
avoid it

the most satisfying 2 letter word
 
w e
use it

the most poisoning 3 letter word

e g o
kill it

the most used 4 letter word

l o v e
value it

the most pleasing 5 letter word

s m i l e
keep it

the most fast spreading 6 letter word

r u m o u r
ignore it

the hardest working 7 letter word

s u c c e s s
acheive it

the most enviable 8 letter word
 
j e a l o u s y
distance it

the most powerful 9 letter word

k n o w l e d g e
aquire it

the most essential 10 letter word

c o n f i d a n c e  
trust it
quote number 1084074
filed under inspirational
  20
I'd be gladly to shoot her with BB gun ^_^

-my friend cracked up when i said that about my exbestfriend carolyn.
hattee herr wirth passionn. Rawr.
quote number 1084073
filed under funny
  2
 i just realized this today:
   N. J.  is from N. J.
   i    o                 e   e
   c   n                w   r
   k   a                       s
         s                       e
                                 y

aint that cool? :)
quote number 1084072
filed under funny
  3
keepyourheadupgorgeousa
THEY'D KILL TO SEE YOU FALL
 
quote number 1084069
filed under inspirational
  2
&boy--get to the point!
you love me~you dont
i cant leave you~you can
we date~breakup
its now or never hun,
now you can
keep me~or lose me..
♦≈♦






*sorryventing..mine
quote number 1084063
filed under break up
  5
It doesn't kill me..
that you don't call me every night anymore.
that whenever i open my phone, your name doesn't pop up.
or that whenever i walk past you, you stare at me like crazy.
It does kill me when..
you walk right past me, and never say hi.
when you stand right next to me, and never say hi.
or when i see you holding her waist, hugging her.
cause i know, she don't and never will like you..
like the way I do.
quote number 1084057
filed under love
  12
 dream  as  if  you'll  live  forever
Live as if you'll die
  tomorrow
quote number 1084055
filed under inspirational
  5
Kanye west-
your song heartless-
resembles you in so many ways--
TAYLOR SWIFT RULES<3
quote number 1084051
filed under celeb
  8
 homerun
part #65
i saw alyssa with anthony next to her, ready to jump in.
"hey guys!" i shouted.  they both looked over at me and smiled.
"dev! you came!" she ssaid. "go put your bathing suit on! it feels awesome!"
"does it? okay i'll be right back."  i said as i ran inside.  i went to go in the bathroom, i saw katie walking out.  not wanting to make things awkward, i said.
"hey katie!"
"hey dev!" she said, scratching her neck.  when she removed her hand, i saw something that looked like a hickey.
"is anyone in that bathroom?" i asked.  she turned her head, looked back and me, and then did a double take.
"no, you should be okay." she said, and walked outside.  i walked into the ginormous bathroom, and started to get changed.  i pulled my shirt off, and i heard a ruffled noise in the closet.  odd.  but i continued to take my shorts off.  then another ruffle.  as i was unstrapping my bra, i walked over. it's just probably the dog. i said, and opened the door.  i just about had a heart attack.
in the closet was the person i wanted to see the least.
"curtis what the hell are you doing in here?" i screamed.
"sorry dev, katie and i were just here, making up-"  i had too well of an idea of how they made up.  "but, since we never officially made up" he began.  in my shock, i let go of my bra strap, and it fell off.
"well, since your ready, i'll get ready too." he said.
"curtis what the hell are you talking about?" i screeched.
"come on.  don't tell me you never wanted me?" he asked.  i was scrambling through my bag to get my towel.  i picked it up, and wrapped it around myself.
"no, we didn't even start yet," he said, backing me into the corner.
"curtis.  no.  you go get back together with katie.  i'm with pat now.  i can't!" i shouted.
"okay dev, i'll let you go.  just tell me you want me."
"no curtis.  i don't want you!" i shouted.
"you've never wanted me?" he asked.  "what about freshman year?  soph-hop? i know you have devon.  just admit you have, and i'll let you go." he smiled. he just stared at me.  he wasn't going to give in.
"alright." i said.  "i have wanted you before." i said, with tears rolling down my face.
"good." he said.  i gathered my clothes in my hand, and my towel wrapped tightly around me.  i was just going to run to my car and leave.  i opened the door, and i didn't know he was right next to me as we walked out.  i screamed because he scared me.  and i heard a shocked.
"oh, my god." from the familiar voice of marissa, with her camera in her hand.  she quickly snapped a pic.
"old couples reuniting.  how cute." she said, and turned into a crowd of people.
"marissa!" i yelled. curtis grabbed my arm.
"no it's okay, don't tell her. i'll explain later.  now you just run along.  no one will need to know about this incident."
i was in tears, so i just ran out the front door, and into my car.  once i was in, i let the tears go. the question: what just happened? kept running through my head.
quote number 1084049
filed under requests
  6

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