Quotes for September 21, 2009

On the first day of school this year,
my class was playing two truths and a lie.
One kid said,
"My favorite color is blue."
"I have a cat."
"I'm batman."
He doesn't have a cat.
MLIA(wesome).
quote number 1096587
filed under funny
  4
Today, I received a letter inviting me to participate
in my state's Miss USA or Miss Teen USA pageant.
I would audition, but the fact that I'm a full grown
man could ruin my chances of being crowned. MLIA
quote number 1096586
filed under funny
  5
A little piece of paper with a picture drawn
Floats on down the street till the wind is gone
The memory now is like the picture was then
When the paper's crumpled up it
can't be perfect again.











saw on facebook, credit to whoeverrr.
quote number 1096585
filed under inspirational
  1
Today, I took my grandma to the store.
She comes out of the store, gets in
the car next to mine, puts her seatbelt
on and starts talking to the lady in the
driver's seat. I figured I'd let the lady tell her.
MLIA..?
quote number 1096584
filed under funny
  5
yeaaahhhhhh . . . . . . !
- there's  - a - party  - in -  the -
U . S . A
quote number 1096583
filed under lyrics
  0
Today, the hallways at school were extremely
crowded so, being clever, I walked behind an
extremely tall kid through the halls. Not only
did I get to class 5 times faster, when I got to
my class the guy turned around and said, "Just
stick with me and you'll never be tardy again."
I now have permission to walk behind him
every day for the rest of the year.
MLIA
;)
quote number 1096582
filed under funny
  15
YOUR LIPS LOOK LONLEY,
              >>( do they ) <<
 
w a n t  t o  m e e t  m i n e ?
quote number 1096581
filed under flirty
  15
goddamit i still love him.
even though my friends dont like him,
even though he is rude and arrogant,
even though he consumes my mind,
even though he broke my heart,
i still love him.......is that so wrong?
quote number 1096580
filed under love
  9
so i put my hands up, they’re playing my song,
and the butterflies fly away. noddin’ my head like yeah.
moving my hips like yeah. i got my hands up,
they’re playing my song. i know i'm gonna
be okay

yeah, it's a party in the U.S.A.
yeah, it's a party in the U.S.A.

; Miley Cyrus - Party in the U.S.A.

quote number 1096579
filed under lyrics
  1
     & I wanna feel  . . . . .
 w  e  i  g  h  t  l  e  s  s
                                                                                         because that should be enough!
quote number 1096578
filed under lyrics
  0

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