Quotes for October 7, 2009

 
I miss the way things used tbe
           (_.·´¯`·♥»  A time when people were still there for me











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quote number 1123218
filed under break up
  5
You'll wake up when I walk out
Isn't that the way it plays?
The leaver leaves, the stayer stays
You wouldn't make a move, so I made mine
Isn't it a pity?
I wish you were really in it for life


In It For Life
Sick Puppies

quote number 1123216
filed under lyrics
  1
Tell me when it's over
Wake me when I'm sober
The scars too hard to hide
I should've known better
If only I could be strong enough to see that it's over
I wish I'd never met you
'Cause you were supposed to be coming back to me
Where are you now?
I should've known better


Sick Puppies- I Should've Known Better
quote number 1123215
filed under lyrics
  1
 MAKE THE TRUE RED!
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex. 
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.

08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.

 09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
10. Been asked to give a handjob/blowjob
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school. 
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance. 
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposites house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.

26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car. (don't worry it wasn't moving fast d: )
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone. 
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone. 

35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love. 
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself. 
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present. 
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital. 
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk. 
58. Dressed Goth. 

59. Dressed preppy. 
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked. 
63. Stalked someone. 
64. Met a celebrity. 
65. Played an instrument.

66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely. 

68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. 
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.  
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country. 
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months. 
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.

88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.

95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain 
97. Been rejected 
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face 


quote number 1123214
filed under funny
  0
Sick Puppies- You Going Down


Define your meaning of fun:
Is it fucking, drugging or guns?
I feel the heat comin' off of the blacktop
So get ready for another one
Let's take a trip down memory lane
(Do you remember me?)
The words circling in my brain
(And what you did to me)
You can treat this like another all the same
But don't cry like a bitch when you feel the pain

quote number 1123212
filed under lyrics
  0
DONT READ!!!
There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 


If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
die!
quote number 1123211
filed under funny
  1
EVERY girl deserves
to be treated like a
 
p r i n c e s s <3

Heidi Montag <3
Damn rite :)
quote number 1123210
filed under advice
  4
Every time I end up breaking you
You change into
Something worth keeping
Every time I'm close to saving you
You grow into
A sin worth believing
You're everything I ever wanted but
It's never enough
You're never enough
I'll take whatever I can take
Whenever I can take it
If it ever comes

Sick Puppies- I Hate You

quote number 1123209
filed under lyrics
  0
if you hold my heart
  
      I'll Hold Yours
quote number 1123207
filed under flirty
  5
 kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
4. add this quote
5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast
 


easyyy (:
quote number 1123206
filed under funny
  0

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