Quotes for October 9, 2009

kissing test
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4. add this quote
5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast
quote number 1126356
filed under love
  0
friendshipislike
peeing in your pants
---> everyone can [[see]] it<---- 
 but only [[you]] can feel it


P H O T O B U C K E T  ( :
quote number 1126353
filed under friendship
  6
She's so scared of what people think of her ,
it haunts her every thought .
All she wants in life is to fit in and be popular .
To be a conformist .
Why ? I ask
Why not wear that crazy tutu and converse high tops ?
Why not sing until your lungs give out ?
Why don't you open your heart to everyone ?
Why don't you dance like nobody's watching ?
Instead , you wear your silly abercrombie sweater , your silly black leggings , and your silly brown uggs .
Instead , you rap to the tune of some popular song by kanye west .
Instead , you mask all of your feelings behind your eyes .
Instead , you take a hip hop dance class like

e
veryothergirlintheworld .


BE YOURSELF <3
quote number 1126352
filed under inspirational
  3
Well you are the one, the one that lies close to me
Whisper's "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly"
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly
Now there's no place else I could be but here in your
arms


Hellogoodbye- Here(In Your Arms)
Made pretty originally by myself!!!
^_^
quote number 1126350
filed under lyrics
  2
Today i was told
i was going to
hell for lying
i told them thats 
 not the only thing
im going for !!



messs upp butt idk kinda liked it ?
quote number 1126349
filed under funny
  1
What more can I want?
He's so nice and understanding.
We share our random moments laughing together.
He's different, he doesn't try to be like everyone else.
Sooo easy to talk to.
And have I mentioned, when I hear his name it sends chills down my spine.
He has gorgeous eyes, I swear, I can stare into them all day.
The most amazing golden blonde hair..
Honestly, there's nothing more I can ask for
(:
quote number 1126348
filed under love
  2
& he walks over
drunk      [again]      but worse than usual
he doesn't see you standing 5 ft in front of him
he doesn't recognize your face when you approach
for a second he wonders before saying "hello love"
swaggering over, a vacant expression on his face
you     don't     know     what     to     make     of     it
you grab his arm and lead him over to the closest place to sit
talking to him slowly, c l e a r l y, treating him like a little kid
hes pouring out his heart to you, its a little slurred
he has to think about what hes saying c.o.n.s.t.a.n.t.ly
you hug him but when he goes in for a kiss
you have to tell him not tonight, not when hes like this
its one of the hardest things you've ever had to do
he starts to apologize, over and over again
then you just sit there
and sob

[you still love him]
quote number 1126345
filed under love
  10
There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 


If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
die!

Sorry that i reposted this but i was rlly scared.. haha.. again sorryy
quote number 1126344
filed under inspirational
  0
A dislexic walks into a bra

lmao
quote number 1126343
filed under funny
  4
That bitch.
that bitch.
she's your best friend ever alone with you
When shes with another person she completly traumuatizes u and makes u just feel like shit
when you and her are around that boy that she KNOWS you like she acts like the little whore she is
when it comes to preps making fun of you shes there
when it comes to her friends making fun of you she treats you like dirt as if you were never her friend before.


 But all i really ever wanted was just her there for me.









Idk.. venting???
rate if this is how your friend is to you.
Credit
 
quote number 1126342
filed under friendship
  3

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