Quotes for October 17, 2009

thanks for proving to me
that guys cannot be trusted
assholes do exist &
my heart can be broken.
quote number 1141067
filed under break up
  7
Black Backround
Top 30 Reasons to date a field hockey player.

1. We always wear protection.
2. We will leave you wanting more.
3. We are used to scoring.
4. We have great stamina.
5. We know how to drive it hard.
6. We will play anywhere anytime.
7. We know how to handle sticks.
8. We know how to work balls.
9. Were not afraid to get down and dirty.
10. We know when to play rough.
11. We have the right touch.
12. We can go in fast and hard.
13. Sweating isn't a problem.
14. We never miss the target.
15. We can do it in 60 minutes and 11 positions.
16. We also look really sexy in spandex.
17.  We know how to hit it.
18.  We like to be on top of are game.
19.  We have strong hip flexors,
20. We like to get hott and sweaty.
21. We wear skirts for easy play.
22. We are used to getting are knees dirty.
23. We know how to take it up the middle.
24. We play the field until we score.
25. We know how to take alittle pain.
26. We know how to play one on one.
27. When it gets hard we always pull through.
28. We have great hands.
29. We find the opening and get it in.
30. We bring our own protection.
 
quote number 1141066
filed under funny
  3
She straightens her hair,
applies her
make-up,
smoothes out her
clothes,
&& takes one last look in the mirror,
just to see what a failure she is.


*not mine.
quote number 1141065
filed under break up
  7
minee and theresaass connvoo on aim..  i know itss longg but its pretty funny
  theresa  now whts going out w. him
me11:22 pm
    do u mean whos going out with him??
theresa 11:22 pm
    nooo.
me 11:22 pm
    no??
theresa 11:23 pm
    whts  going on w. him & alll this stuff
    read my sentence correctleyy :-) 

me11:25 pm
    ohh. well idk likeee i amm reallky confuseedd now cuz likee i likee hiimm likee rea;ly likee himm butt like i hatee himm cuzz likee hes soo confuseingg becausee of thee bj thingg andd likee iss hee useing [her] for[her]or [her] for [her] andd lilkee he shouldnt be with 8th greaders anyywhay

theresa 11:27 pm
    welll he hass to keepp hiss  dickk. to himself & inside of pants till hes about 20. & he needs to stop having hormones & pick the girl tht LOVES him. cuss ik hes gonna go for you sooner or ladurrr & when tht happenss. your gonna be moved onnn. 
    theresa 11:27 pm
    but dont let go cus as soon as you let goo.. hes gonna relize so many thingss
me 11:27 pm
    iknoww
  .theresa 11:28 pm
    & he hass to stop w. the blowww job jokes b.cus wen we were little we were taughtt not to stick little things in our mouthsss. b.cuss. whell chooke
 me 11:30 pm
    she calling.
theresaa 11:30 pm
    omg
    !?!!?
    WHT ?!?!!? IS GOING ON
me11:32 pm
    shees likkee i justt wanna tell u to shutt uphh iddkk why and i was likee okay andd shes like yeahh theen shes said somthig and i didnt hear herr a d i was like what and shes likee what andd shes lioke i amm confused and i wass like samme and then i hung uph
theresa11:32 pm
    woowww shess real cool?

haha goood timeess.
you might not geet thiss
quote number 1141064
filed under funny
  3
When you think happiness, I hope you hear my laugh,
the one that was obnoxious and loud during class.
And remember how you told me that it was
addictive? Yeah, I hope you remember me.
quote number 1141063
filed under break up
  4
the first time you fall in love it changes your life
&
no matter how hard you try, the feeling
never goes away.

found it in photobucket(:
quote number 1141062
filed under love
  1
1. Who was your last text from?   Bryce
2. Your relationship status?  single <3
4. Have you ever lost a close friend?  kinda?
5. What is your current mood?  I really don't feel anything right now. I'm like blahh.
6. Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names?  four; Cassie, Callie, Cole, Braden.
7. Do you have a job? yes.

8. Where do you wish you were right now? asleeP!
9. Have a crazy side?  yes, and I choose to show it a lot
10. Ever had an almost-death experience?  yup
11. Something you do a lot?  stress out. breathe. laugh. idk?
12. Angry at anyone? always. &+ it's not good.
 
13. Whats stopping you from going for the person you like? hes going out with a okay friend [we're not super-tight]
  14.When was the last time you cried?   today
15. Is there anyone you would do anything for? yupp
16. What do you think about when you are falling asleep? thinking usually.

17. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my mom, i supose.
18. What is your favorite songBoots On' Down, gott a feeling, conside me gone, runaway. got a lot right now.
19. What are you doing right now? iming Leah, listening to music.
20. Who do you trust right now? some best friends
21. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? Hortonville volleyball camp?
22. Have you kissed someone in the past week? no. 
 23. Who is your friend that lives closest to you?  Emilee, Peter, Kirk, or Shorty.
24. Describe your life in one word.
 hope
25. Who are you thinking of right now?  what.to.do. that awnser
26. What should you be doing right now?  baby-sitting? watching my siblings?
27. What are you listening to? Hurry Home [song] TV [ICARLY] in the background.

28. Who was the last person who gave you a hug?  my mom? i think.
29. Who was the last person who yelled at you?  nate, for some reason or another??
30. Do you act differently around the person you like?  no.
31. What is your natural hair color? brunette
32. Who was the last person to make you laugh really hard?  jenna!
33. Who was the last person to make you really sad or mad? ugh.
34. What do you hear? Hurry Home [song]
35. Is your hair curly or straight? curly! when is it not?
36. Has anyone called you "scrumptious" latley? nooo?
 37. Do you have a best friend? yupp
38. Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 5 days?  ehh,kinda. Hooked arms?
39. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?  yeah. all the time.
40. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? yup
41. Are you happy with your life right now? mostly.
42. Are you currently jealous? somewhat.
43. What jewelry are you currently wearing? im not wearing any.
44. What are you doing this weekend? too much , in too little time, when i need free time.
45. Have you ever had your heart broken? not really.
quote number 1141061
filed under away messages
  0
  My Crush
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get an unexpected talk from your crush
...DON'T screw it up.
quote number 1141060
filed under love
  0
&& he said he was
thinking about me today
:]
quote number 1141058
filed under love
  5
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quote number 1141056
filed under requests
  0

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