Quotes for November 1, 2009

            Yesterday,        
    -; I took my baby cousin trick or treating. She was dressed as a pumpkin and was absolutely adorable, so many kids wanted to hold her. She was held my a zombie, a dead person, a texas chainsaw murderer, and a scary clown. She didn't cry until she got held by a twelve year-old dressed as Miley Cyrus. She was right to be afraid.
 
                                     MLIA                                                                
                                                                     
                                                                       
quote number 1165582
filed under funny
  153
Life has many pathways some may lead to a great life and the others to a bad life but living life cannot just be all great or all bad  you must turn both ways in order to understand what life is about.
quote number 1165581
filed under advice
  2
Imthekindofgirlwhostaysupfortwohours
              thinkingofthisquote
quote number 1165580
filed under funny
  0
Call me names But I wasnt made to please you<3
quote number 1165578
filed under funny
  1

                                          I just wanna let you know
                                  If a jellyfish stung you
Id pee on you<33

quote number 1165577
filed under funny
  2
Yesterday,

I was handing out candy to trick or treaters when one child dressed as Indiana Jones came the door. He was carrying a real whip as part of his costume. Naturally, I asked him where he got such a thing. His reply? "My mothers closet."

MLIA
quote number 1165576
filed under funny
  16
sweeite,
if your
gonna be
 two faced

   ... 
 atleast make
one of them
pretty.

dont know if this is on here?
saw it on facebook...
quote number 1165574
filed under advice
  3
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Help beat pancreatic cancer.

quote number 1165573
filed under inspirational
  2
Emily: What Am I? *Mooing*
Me: Your A Dancing Sea Lion That Wants To Be My Friend!
Me & Her Burst Into Laughter.


<3 Natalie And Emily Bff's 4Ever! <3


Love U Em.

quote number 1165572
filed under friendship
  1
If you cant convince themConfuse them;D



It always works:)
quote number 1165571
filed under funny
  5

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