Me: If you're gonna do it, just do it
now.
Him: Listen, I'm really sorry.
I shouldn't have let this drag on for so
long.
Me: Drag
on?
Him: I didn't mean it like
that.
Me: Whatever.
Him: Just to let you know, I am always going to be
there for you, and I will always love you, no matter
what.
Me: *sneeze* Oh, sorry. I'm allergic to
BULLSHIT!
true story.
venting.
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