Only in
America
can a pizza
get to your house faster than an
ambulence.
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveways and put our useless junk in the
garage.