The 26 0r 27
Most Annoying Phrases of All Time
(Said only to women. What do I look like, you're personal wind-up
(Surefire way to make me want to bite someone's face off.)
(Frat boys invented this and it needs to die a fiery death.)
(It's not. It's clearly
Everything happens for a
(Oh, shew. And here I thought it was unadulterated chaos.)
(Don't tell me what to do.)
(I still say this. But I cut myself when I do.)
(Hanging around a bunch of surfers, I hear it constantly. Not your
dude. Heard one surfer call his own mother a dude.)
You can’t (fill in the
(Said by people with teeny amounts of authority. "You can't
sit there." Oh yes, I can
. I might not be allowed. But I
. I can do anything I
Could you not (fill in the blank)?
(Generally said by haughty, passive aggressive women.)
No offense but…
(No doubt an offense will directly follow.)
(Just like "rock and roll", if you have to say it is,
then it isn't so.)
(Refer to above.)
Sorry but (fill in the
(Sorry will NEVER go with BUT! Never! One or the other, man, one or
I’m not going to
(Oh well, bully for you. Guess its my effin' lucky day.)
Um, can we talk?
(Cringing just typing that one out.)
Wait till your father gets
(My mother used this on me and it pretty much prematurely aged me a
It is what it is.
(Really? Wow, deep.)
Not so much.
(As in: "I love heroin; my wife, not so much
(Up there with "growing your business" and
(Said in creepy, sing-songy way. Reply in same manner:
"No you're not cuz it's not funny!")
(No strings attached - BULLSHIT!)
So what do you do?
(Always annoying when its the first thing out of someone's mouth
upon meeting. I like to answer with "Wet myself.")
"You know what you
very survival is dependent on it, I'm sure." Andy and I
Well, that's different.
(As in "Well I guess your gonna think for yourself instead of
following my path of mediocrity.")
To be honest....
(Usually followed by a blatant lie or a REALLY inconsequential
personal factoid. "To be honest, I'd never wear a pair of red
shoes at all no matter what season it is.")