Quotes added on Monday, January 25 2010

It's nice to know that you were there
thannks for acting like you    - - - >  c a r e d.      
and making  me    feel like I was      the  only  one    
   you 
It's nice to know we had it all   < - - -    
thanks for   *watching   as I    __fall

and letting me know  we werdone

&++Sometime.
((We Need To Let Go.))
&++Always.
((It
Will Hurt.))
&++.. Maybe.
((It will Be For The
Better. ))

& yet, i still don't get why i'm not over you
because your  cleary over me
and to be completely honest...
it tears me apart
The people walk into your life and you immediatley know they're supposed to be there. Those are the people you need to fight for && to be perfectly honest, I hate this. I have to try && fix it. I hate the thought of losing you && I will fight for this cause its worth fighting for. I think of all that we've been through. I deffinitely can't live without you. When I called you my bestfriend, i meant it.. Im not changing my mind. ILY!♥
The 26 0r 27 Most Annoying Phrases of All Time

Smile.                                           
(Said only to women. What do I look like, you're personal wind-up doll?)

Chill Out.                                                   
(Surefire way to make me want to bite someone's face off.)

Sweet!                                                        
(Frat boys invented this and it needs to die a fiery death.)

It’s all good.                                             
(It's not. It's clearly not.)

Everything happens for a reason.         
(Oh, shew. And here I thought it was unadulterated chaos.)

Don’t go there.                                
(Don't tell me what to do.)

Let's touch base.                                               
(I still say this. But I cut myself when I do.)

Dude…                                                       
(Hanging around a bunch of surfers, I hear it constantly. Not your dude. Heard one surfer call his own mother a dude.)

You can’t (fill in the blank)!                          
(Said by people with teeny amounts of authority. "You can't sit there." Oh yes, I can. I might not be allowed. But I can. I can do anything I want. Watch!)

Could you not (fill in the blank)?
(Generally said by haughty, passive aggressive women.)

No offense but…
(No doubt an offense will directly follow.)

Classy!
(Just like "rock and roll", if you have to say it is, then it isn't so.)

You rock!
(Refer to above.)

Sorry but (fill in the blank)
(Sorry will NEVER go with BUT! Never! One or the other, man, one or the other.)

I’m not going to lie...
(Oh well, bully for you. Guess its my effin' lucky day.)

Um, can we talk?
(Cringing just typing that one out.)

Wait till your father gets home.
(My mother used this on me and it pretty much prematurely aged me a full decade.)

It is what it is.
(Really? Wow, deep.)

Not so much.
(As in: "I love heroin; my wife, not so much.")

Due diligence.
(Up there with "growing your business" and "leveraging.")

Just kiddding!
(Said in creepy, sing-songy way. Reply in same manner: "No  you're not cuz it's not funny!")

NSA
(No strings attached - BULLSHIT!)

So what do you do?
(Always annoying when its the first thing out of someone's mouth upon meeting. I like to answer with "Wet myself.")

"You know what you should do?"
("Oh, PRAY tell! My very survival is dependent on it, I'm sure." Andy and I particularly hate this one.)

Well, that's different.
(As in "Well I guess your gonna think for yourself instead of following my path of mediocrity.")

To be honest....
(Usually followed by a blatant lie or a REALLY inconsequential personal factoid. "To be honest, I'd never wear a pair of red shoes at all no matter what season it is.")

W H Y
should I care?
IF YOU DONT CARE
then I don't care.
W E ' R E N O T
G O I N G
A N Y W H E R E

))))Open your eyes.((((

((YOU'LL BE SUPRISED WHAT YOU CAN FIND.))




Highlight.<3
 Name 10 guy friends

1) Zach
2) Corey
3) Jake
4) Andyy
5) Chris
6) Mitch
7) Austin
8) Nick
9)Tyler
10)Cameron

Party with 1 or 7?
7

Marry 2 or 6?
 umm 2

Kill 3 or 8?
3

Date 9 or 10?
10

Make out with 4 or 7?
4

Cuddle with 6 or 8?
8

Have kids with 4 or 5?
uhmm 4

Live with 1 or 9?
1

Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5?
5

Trade lives with 8 or 10?
 8

Wake up next to 4 or 9?
urhhh 4


Completely disown 3 or 7?
3

BEST: 

Eyes? 10

Smile? 6

Face? couldn't tell ya

Body? 7

Abs? 7,6,4

Style? 9

A Few More Questions..

Has 3 ever hurt you?
nopee

Have you ever hurt 4?
no

Who's the funniest?
2

Can you beat up 8?
i dont think so

When is the last time you saw 9?
friday

Who's the smartest?
uhhm..2

How long have you known 2?
since i was 10

What would you do if 1 and 6 started dating?
um i would be in total shock cause they don't know each other

Who is 5 dating/crushing on?
this grill who is so ugly and have the worse smilee.

Does 7 smell good?
if he trys

Who will you still be talking to in 15 yearrs?
6 and 7 hopeefulyyy :)
 Y.O.UR   A.H. MAZE I.N.G.

you might be  a.h.m.a.z.e.i.n.g  but boy can i tell you..
your like a maze hard to figure out, never know which way to go. When you start you think this will be easy but if you ever take the wrong turn your lost, you don't know where to go or what to do.

But in the end, you always know there is a way out.




minee:)
give me credits


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