Little Johnny was going to his
faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and
putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when
he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God
damn thing is so heavy"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be
swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is
everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"
The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and