Quotes added on Tuesday, May 25 2010
Credit to haileys905♥
A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, "his" phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket...
but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership
and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market...
the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, "his" phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket...
but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership
and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market...
the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does
anyone know whose phone this is?
not mine(: <3 but i love it so dannng much! Funnnniest thing<3
not mine(: <3 but i love it so dannng much! Funnnniest thing<3
It's Okay,
She Just Cuts Herself And Makes Up A New Lie Everytime.
"OhMyyGawwd.! What happened to your wrist.?!"
•I Fell And Cut It On The Cement.
•I Slipped When I Was Helping My Mom Cook And Cut My Arm.
• My Cat Got Me.
• It's Fine, It Was A accident,
I JUST WISH IT WAS TRUE.!
She Just Cuts Herself And Makes Up A New Lie Everytime.
"OhMyyGawwd.! What happened to your wrist.?!"
•I Fell And Cut It On The Cement.
•I Slipped When I Was Helping My Mom Cook And Cut My Arm.
• My Cat Got Me.
• It's Fine, It Was A accident,
I JUST WISH IT WAS TRUE.!
My boyfriend was eager to meet my
Mom, despite my various protests
I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where
she's buried, expecting him to completely freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down,
said hello, and talked with her for an hour about
how lucky he was to have me ♥
Mom, despite my various protests
I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where
she's buried, expecting him to completely freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down,
said hello, and talked with her for an hour about
how lucky he was to have me ♥
He is the only one that..
Ever made me feel worth it....?
Ever made me feel worth it....?
LOVE:) YA MJ
Overcome
the
notion that You must
be Regular.
It robs You of the chance to be EXTRAordinary.
~Uta Hagen
~thelostprophet's 1st ever!
It robs You of the chance to be EXTRAordinary.
~Uta Hagen
~thelostprophet's 1st ever!
