Quotes added on Monday, September 13 2010
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who
is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know
Jack Schitt!" Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.Jack Schitt
is the only son of Awe
Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O.
Schitt, the owner of Needeep
N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie
Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections, Deap Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later married Ted
Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she
wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married
Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
Chicken Schitt. Two of the
other six Schitt, were inseparable throughout Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the "Schitt-Happens
nuptials." The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarce. Bull
Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,
Pisa Schitt. Now, when
someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct
them.
Sincerely, Crock O.
Schitt
" This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends they'll act like it anyway. But just remember; some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything, they're your true best friends. Don't let them go. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well they come and go too. And babe, I hate to say it, most of them, actually pretty much all of them, are going to break your heart. But you can't give up, because if you give up, you'll never find your soul mate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always believe in yourself, because if you don't, who will sweetie? So keep your head high, and your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing & there's so much to smile about."
- Marilyn Monroe.
so i didn't have to get my heart broken so much.
so that i could fall in love with him and stay together forever.
WHAT HAPPENED TO GUYS THESE DAYS?
why do they lie?
why do they build us up to knock us down?
how can they be so cruel to us.
i know we are humans. but come on. is it really necessary to break our hearts?
I just really hate falling in love. i dont want my heart broken anymoree....
saying OH!
like you get it,
but you still have
no
idea
i
loved
singing
this song as a kid.
John Jacob Jingleheimer
Schmidt,
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah
<span
style="color: rgb(75, 0, 130);"><span><span
style="line-height: 17px;"><font
class="" face="tahoma"
size="7"><span class=""
style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size:
60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">Months
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(105, 105,
105);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">after they broke up, he asked her if he's ever
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(64, 224,
208);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">crossed</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(105, 105,
105);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;"> her
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(51, 153,
255);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">mind</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(105, 105,
105);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">.. she replied with, "You never
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(75, 0, 130);"><span><span
style="line-height: 17px;"><font
class="" face="tahoma"
size="7"><span class=""
style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size:
60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">left</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(105, 105,
105);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;"> it."<br />
<br />
She
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(255, 165,
0);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">asked
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(105, 105,
105);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">him if he still
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(238, 130,
238);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">loved
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(105, 105,
105);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">her. He replied with"I never
</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(255, 51,
153);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">stopped</span></span></font></span></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(105, 105,
105);"><span><span style="line-height:
17px;"><font class=""
face="tahoma" size="7"><span
class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing:
-6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight:
bold;">."</span></span></font></span></span></span><br
/>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span
style="font-size:
48px;">♥</span></p>
sup bro?
right now it's 11:43 on a Sunday night.
right after the VMA's i didn't
watch.
i want to be should be sleeping,
but i'm staying awake because i feel so
lost i'm not tired.
i get a water from the fridge because i feel
fat make some hot chocolate to help me fall
asleep.
i turn off my phone because if i text someone, i might
break down and vent out everything i'll get
wrapped up in a conversation.
tomorrow, i'll see my ex bestfriend and
she'll look away we'll hug and
gossip.
tomorrow, at lunch i'll hide in the
bathroom so no one can see me eat just an apple and not have
anywhere to it sit with my friends and eat the hot lunch
and not think twice about it.
at the end of the day, i'll walk home, do my homework,
cry, pinch my thighs,and wish i knew why i don't have
a 'him' to think about and think about
him.
i am so sick of everything strong.
Click the Heart if i'm not alone.
Comment if this is your perfect lie life.
ihateeverythingandthestupidjokeofalifeisopolitelykeeptomyselfbecausenoonewantstolisten Goodnight.
this helped, i needed to tell
someone/everyone/witty/the world.
I've been to Vegas
and god knows where.
But nothing feels like home,
Like you babe.
I love you more
