Quotes added on Monday, September 13 2010

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six Schitt, were inseparable throughout Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens nuptials." The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarce. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt


" This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends they'll act like it anyway. But just remember; some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything, they're your true best friends. Don't let them go. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well they come and go too. And babe, I hate to say it, most of them, actually pretty much all of them, are going to break your heart. But you can't give up, because if you give up, you'll never find your soul mate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always believe in yourself, because if you don't, who will sweetie? So keep your head high, and your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing & there's so much to smile about."

- Marilyn Monroe.

i wish i lived back in the old days.
so  i didn't have to get my heart broken so much.
so that i could fall in love with him and stay together forever.

WHAT HAPPENED TO GUYS THESE DAYS?
why do they lie?
why do they build us up to knock us down?
how can they be so cruel to us.

i know we are humans. but come on. is it really necessary to break our hearts?

I just really hate falling in love. i dont want my heart broken anymoree....

saying OH!
like you get it,
but you still have
no idea

His words were like heaven in my hurricane.. <3

i loved singing this song as a kid.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.

Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah 

        <span style="color: rgb(75, 0, 130);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Months </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">after they broke up, he asked her if he's ever </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(64, 224, 208);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">crossed</span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> her </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 255);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">mind</span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">.. she replied with, "You never </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(75, 0, 130);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">left</span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> it."<br />
<br />
She </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">asked </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">him if he still </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(238, 130, 238);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">loved </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">her. He replied with"I never </span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 51, 153);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">stopped</span></span></font></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);"><span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><font class="" face="tahoma" size="7"><span class="" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">."</span></span></font></span></span></span><br />
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 48px;">♥</span></p>
       

right now it's 11:43 on a Sunday night.
right after the VMA's  i didn't watch. 
want to be should be sleeping,
but i'm staying awake because i feel so lost i'm not tired.
i get a water from the fridge because i feel fat  make some hot chocolate to help me fall asleep.
i turn off my phone because if i text someone, i might break down and vent out everything  i'll get wrapped up in a conversation.
tomorrow, i'll see my ex bestfriend and she'll look away we'll hug and gossip.
tomorrow, at lunch i'll  hide in the bathroom so no one can see me eat just an apple and not have anywhere to it sit with my friends and eat the hot lunch and not think twice about it.
at the end of the day, i'll walk home, do my homework, cry, pinch my thighs,and wish i knew why i don't have a 'him' to think about and think about him.


i am so sick of everything strong.


Click the Heart if i'm not alone.

Comment if this is your perfect lie life.

ihateeverythingandthestupidjokeofalifeisopolitelykeeptomyselfbecausenoonewantstolisten Goodnight.

this helped, i needed to tell someone/everyone/witty/the world.

I've been to heaven,
I've been to hell.
I've been to Vegas
and god knows where.
But nothing feels like home,
Like you babe.
I love you more 
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