Quotes added on Friday, October 1 2010

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
— A.A. Milne
♥

You   know    the
world's   messed
up     when     the
world's         best
rapper   is   white,
the   best    golfer
is  black,   Tallest basketball player
in   the   NBA    is
Asian    and    the
girl      with     the
highest   voice  is
Justin       Bieber.

 I was born in 1990-1999
the last generation with common sense.

"YES MOM, I UNDERSTAND!"

*5 minutes later*

"What did she want me to do again?"
 

-Do what makes you happy
     -Be with who makes you happy

"hey, can i have a bite?"
"Sure"
*CHOMP, CHOMP*
"Dude, what the hell!?"