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Crazy Friend Moments #42

Me : "Guess what I got you fer yer birthday !"

Matt : "What ?"

Me : "You gotta guess dude ."

Matt : "Tacos ?"

Me : "Dude , wtf ? How'd you know ?"

Matt : "WIN . I'm getting tacos ."


*About 10 minutes later .*

Matt : "Did you seriously get me tacos fer my birthday ?"

Me : "Naww dawg , lol . I was kidding ."

Matt : "Awwee man .."

Me : "Whattt ??"

Matt : "I was really counting on tacos ."

Me : "Ahaha , I'll get you tacos then too ."

Matt : "Really ?"

Me : "Yessir ."

Matt : "DUDE , yer the best best friend in the world !"
Day 3 of 30 day letter challenge
Dear Mom and Dad,

Hi, I know that we aren't close anymore and you don't show it very well but I know that you still love me. I can be mean and grouchy sometimes but I don't really mean it. I am definetley not perfect, but I try. Thank You for everything you have ever done.

Jordyn
whenever it's summer, we complain because it's too hot outside, so we want winter.., but whenever winter comes, we complain because it's too cold outside so then we want summer back. what's wrong with us humans? (;
A poor man would kill for money,
but a rich man would die for it.


What is wrong with the world these days?!
Crazy Friend Moments #43

Me : "Strawberries ."

Matt : "Apples ."

Me : "Pears ."

Matt : "Bananas ."

Me : "Oranges ."

Matt : "Kiwis ."

Me : "Mangos ."

Matt : "Blueberries ."

Me : "Hamster ."

Matt : "That's not a fruit ? Ahaha ."

Me : "I know , but I ran out of fruits ."

Matt : "So you say hamster ?"

Me : "Yessir ."

Matt : "Yer a strange one . (:"
I am I
You are you
we are we

we could live in such harmony
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
~Christofer Drew Ingle-Harmony~
The one thing.
I hate more than stupid guys.
Is algebra.
Because it is stupid.
And pointless.

(:


If I only could, make a deal with God
get Him to swap our places

♥ 


 
Rest in Peace
Dear Girls, 
Believe me, I know most guys out there just want one thing,they don't respect a girl at all and its bull. One day your guy will eventually come, and there will be that guy who wants you for you not just your looks but under stands you and likes your personality etc.  Don't let peoples bullshit get into your heads because their opinions don't count. You're all beautiful in your own ways, and eventually a guy will come along and show you that.

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