Quotes added on Thursday, March 10 2011

I have screwed up 60% of my teenage life!
[] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test 
Total so far: 2
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 5
[] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher 
Total so far: 9
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:12
[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 15
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 17
[x] Faked your parents signature
[] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 20
Multiply by 3 for a title. Post as "I screwed up _____ % of my teenage life."
One thing I'm certain,
I cant live this life without you.
<3
you changed my world with just one smile,
you took my heart with just one kiss.
I have screwed up 42% of my teenage life.
[] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test 
Total so far: 1
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 2
[x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[] Threw stuff across the room
[] Laughed at the teacher 
Total so far: 4
[] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:4
[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 7
[x] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 10
[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 14
Multiply by 3 for a title. Post as "I screwed up _____ % of my teenage life."
Only in America...

can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braile lettering.

do people order double cheseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put all our useless junk in the garage
.
TRY TO LOOK AT THE CHART AND SAY THE COLOR NOT THE WORD

YELLOW BLUE ORANGE BLACK RED GREEN PURPLE YELLOW RED ORANGE GREEN BLACK BLUE RED PURPLE GREEN BLUE ORANGE

THE RIGHT  SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN TRIES TO SAY THE COLOR, BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOUR LEFT SIDE INSISTS ON READING THE WORD   
                                                                                                                     like if u just tried (:

BOOSJUIC <3  j 
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Don't trust money coz it gives bed but not sleep,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
it gives books but not inteligence,                                                                                                                                                                               
it gives luxuries but not happiness,                                                                                                                                                              
so..............                                                                                                                                                                                                  
Transfer it 2 my account                                                                                                                                                            
Love the way you lie♥ie♥
Lol jk lie to me one Lol jk lie to me one more time and i'll kick you in the face

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