A
blonde called me to get
my phone number.
She missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to drown a fish.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She spent
20 minutes looking at a orange juice box because it said
concentrate.
OoOoOoOoo .. those silly blondes ;]