Quotes added on Sunday, June 26 2011

 



Fun Things to Do in an Elevator:
- Stand silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall without getting off
- Greet everyone that gets on with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral
- Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly in terror
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
- Stare grinning awkwardly at another passenger for a while then announce "I have new socks on."
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space"
- When there's only one person on the elevator tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up for you and then scream "HEY! That's mine!"
- Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it
- Every time the doors open press 'door close' before anyone can get on or off
- Growl occasionally
- Say "DING" at each floor
- If the doors don't open immediately at a floor start hyper-ventilating screaming "We're trapped! We'll never get out!!" and when they open act as if nothing happened
- Get on with a walkie - talkie and say "Culprit is not on this floor. I'll check the next one and you check the top floor. Be careful, he's armed. Over." Then smile around at the other passengers as if nothing happened.





~nmq/nmf


 

& When I saw his relationship change from,

'single'

to

'In a relationship with her'
 

I could feel every part of me break down.



favorite if you love Lil Wayne
 
You sit there and wait
//wait until the day he comes back to you, 
but when he finally does after months of months of waiting,
It's like you dont even need him
   anymore. // 

That awkward moment
when your the only one laughing.

Push somebody ugly
; tell them
bye .

Why do we add "MAD" to everything..

are you like
MAD that your cool ?

JESSSIE J IS KOOOLIES



And just thinking
Damn! I need a boyfriend...


 

Love~
 

Giving someone the ability to hurt you, but trusting them not to.
~~

 


 

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