DEAR PARENTS, JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP
WITH A DIRTY HOMELESS BOY NAMED ALADDIN SNOW WHITE LIVED ALONE WITH 7
MEN. PINNOCHIO WAS A LAIR. ROBIN
HOOD WAS A THIEF.
TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES ON.
A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING
BEAUTY AND SHE MARRIED HIM. CINDERELLA
LIED AND SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PARTY.
YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBAL SINCE A
YOUNG AGE