Quotes added on Sunday, July 31 2011

 



When  it  gets dark your brain

i s  al l like


you know what we haven't thought of in a while? 


MONSTERS
     

 

Pauly D:
I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

xrawrxitsxjessx

Me & my boyfriends conversation texting <3
Him- Kara ... I'll never give you up. Your everything to me, & i don't want to  lose you.
I don't care what you or anybody says, i don't love anyone else.
Except my mom, & our pretend daughter. But if your sad, please be happy.
Theirs no point in being sad in life if you have Ninja Turtles as your banner on Facebook.
I love you, Kara. Forever & Always. I don't care how young i & how you don't fall in love young. But i am in love, with You. I'm lucky to have you because you have lot of boyfriend opportunities and you chose me. I love you, babe!
Me- * Speechless*
Keeper? I think so !!

Who else's birthday is on
August 6th?
(:

had a dream i was king

i woke up still king

lighters by eminem ft. bruno mars


 


This is how it works...
-your young until your not.
-you love until you don't.
-you try until you can't.
-you laugh until you cry.
-you cry until you laugh.
   -And everyone must breath, until their dying breath.
:)

nmf. my quote(or so I think...)
HAPPY FRICKIN BIRTHDAY HARRY POTTER <3
And Joanne Kathleen Rowling :)

THE DEPRESSING MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
"I have a question"
& YOU EXPECT IT  TO BE SOMETHING  IMPORTANT AND THEY'RE LIKE
"So what's your favorite color?"


But I don't want better, i want you.




</3

. 

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.


"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."

"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....


"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

nmf, nmq
 
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