Quotes added on Saturday, August 27 2011

You asked me why i haven't
talked to you; well maybe it's because
you slowly pushed me out of your life.
I'm glad you're finally noticing.
Me: THEY SHOULD HAVE 8 AND A HALF CHILDREN!
Brother: How do you have half a child???
Friend: One eye, one ear, half a mouth, half a nose...
Me: Um, I was thinking more horizontally....

WTF is wrong with us????
If you   die in a Elevator, be   sur e to push the Upbutton........

What if your whole life was just a dream ?



Those people
Who seem to have a completely different personality on facebook, than in real life.

 





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im so glad i said goodbye,
otherwise i wouldnt have this amazing guy in my life 

 



 

 

 

Replacing a Taylor Swift song     

♥with your crush's name.
 

 nmf


The 90's were amazing!
(1990=1999)
The t.v shows, the singers, the actors, the movies and the kids from the 90's

Click the []i f you were born in the 90's
nmf


making eye contact with someone you hate and thinking, yeeeeeeea bro come at me.
nmf.



there's plenty of fish in the sea..
so could you not flirt with my fish??

. ......

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