Quotes added on Thursday, September 1 2011

Injustice Facts:
 
It would take 2 doses of Valium to make a child
sit as quietly as they do in front of the TV.

 
That awkward moment when you're watching TV with your dad and a Kotex commercial comes on.
Hey Ladies im new to Witty;
any suggestions?!?! :)
HAHAHAHAH I JUST TEXTED MY FRIEND AND WAS LIKE I LOST MY PHONE CAN YOU CALL IT AND SHE CALLED ME LML
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Do you think horses worry about unicorns, just like humans worry about aliens? O_O?





I was going to favorite your quote...


Then you told me too..


 

  Could spend a half  hour 
       amusing myself with
                  bubble wrap.

                 Just me?<3


 

I Am The Kind of Person #15.....
who could sleep thru shootings, fights, and loud
NOISES!!!!!

 

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