Quotes added on Wednesday, September 28 2011


You're going to catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.
 

 


A lot of things happen in life; Especially in high school. Don't

let the good moments pass you by.

When you get a good chance, take it. Don't  hesitate. 


 

 

THAT'S A NECK...=p



FAVE IYOU'VCRIED
sharthayocouldn'breathe
PROPERLY.
nmf

Hey. i have got something to ask you,

 
 
Yes?
Its very serious and it requires a serious answer.

 
OMG. i'm scared now.
Do you know the Muffin Man?

 
i hate you.



The only boobs

You'll ever see
are Drake and Josh


The only logical reason
for someone talking behind
your back is because your
already ahead of them.

I hate it when you make a really funny joke in class, and nobody laughs.

& your all like, if I said that on witty I would be worshipped. -.-

my boyfriend just sent me a message that said,
"i like playing sports, but i love you"
in italian.
best boyfriend ever.

Funny :D #4

I know a guy who called up the Home Shopping Network. They said "Can I help you?" and he said "No, I'm just looking."

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.

I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…

After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"


A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?"

An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says "We’ll take care of it, ma’am" and yells back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"

I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."




 

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