Quotes added on Monday, October 3 2011



Am i the only one who when i start talking to a new guy, i automatically assume we are going to date, then nothing happens, and im  crushed... and its like, "what am i doing i just met you?" 

So now that you no-longer care..
Can I go to sleep;  P e r m a n e n t l y ?

do h o e s call their private parts
PUBLIC PARTS?

I hate when websites ask, “Are you a human?” Umm hello? I’m obviously a unicorn.



 
And  if you asked me if I loved him, 

                              I'd lie.   

~T a y l o r S w i f  t (:

 
-credit to phenomenal for the format.  

K a r m a  i s  a  b i t c h ,
& it just so happens that i changed my first name to karma

I want to go back to the 1950's
not because of everyone's reason,
fo wanting  to  g to  the  60's or 70's,
but because my dream car is a;
B M W   I s e t t a.



Halloweentown,
enough said. (:

Here's to alcohol.
The cause to, and solution to, all of life's problems.



- Homer J. Simpson
 

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