Quotes added on Monday, October 17 2011

Aaron, Adam, Adrian, Alec, Alex, Andrew, Anthony, Austin,  Bailey, Beau, Ben, Bentley, Billy, Bobby, Brad, Braden, Brady, Brandon, Brendon, Brent, Brian, Brody, Bryce, Byquad, Caden, Caleb, Cameron, Carlos, Carter, Chance, Chase, Chad, Chris, Christian, Cody,  Colby, Cole, Colin, Cory, Connor, Dakota, Damien, Dan, Daniel, David, Dean, Derek, Devin, Dez, Dion, Dominic, Drew, Duke, Dustin, Dylan, Eddie, Edward, Elijah, Elliot, Elton, Emmanuel, Eric, Ethan, Evan, Finn, Flynn, Frank, Freddie, Gabe, Garret, Gary, Gavin, George, Graham, Griffin, Harry, Hunter, Ian, Isaiah, Jack, Jackson, Jacob, James, Jared, Jason, Jeff, Jeremiah, Jeremy, Jimmy, Joey, John, Jordan, Josh, Julian, Junior, Justin, Kane, Kellan, Kent, Kish, Kevin, Kobvey, Kolby, Kyle, Liam, Logan, Lucas, Loui, Louis, Malcom,  Marco, Mark, Matt, Max, Michael, Mike, Mitchell, Mohammed, Nathan, Nate, Neil, Nicholas, Nick, Noah, Nyko, Oliver, Ozzy, Parker, Patrick, Paul, Peter, Phillip, Quinn, Reed, Richard, Robert, Ryan, Sam, Scott, Sean, Seth, Shamar, Steve, Tanner, Taylor,  Teddy, Tim, Thomas, Tom, Tony, Travis, Tyler, Vince, Vinny, Will, Xavier, Zack, Zach.

Wanna know what's funny?
When your talking about somebody & there behind you...
It's funny when there like "You know I can hear you?"
&you're like "Yeah, that's why I'm talking about you."

           HI
That moment when that guy your talking to is right in font of you and you just wanna run a kiss him.

 

Dear   Bruno   Mars,

You  have every right to teach my future husband to treat a wife right.

Sincerely,

still waiting for the right guy. 


nmf


 


Sorry i f i don't boy shop,
go for guys who have the best looks,
date guys who only wanna score,
be in a relationship just cause we look good,
no.

I want a guy for his personality and won't judge me on mine.
 

MY DEFINITIONS #17:
  "you had to be there..."  (phrase) : what you say right after realizing the long story you just told wasn't even remotely funny.

not my format

I GOT MY SWAGGA BACKKK TRUTH !!!!!!


Dear Facebook friends who are now getting a Witty,

I made an account to get away from you.

Sincerely, GTFO!


 

Credit: FaveFormats

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MR. MARSHALL MATHERS!

 

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