Quotes added on Friday, December 9 2011




that awkward moment

when...

                                                                 
you're talking to someone with an accent, and you accidently reply with their accent.


 

 

I may not have told the truth. But's it's only because I care enough to lie.
My life is a beach and I'm just playin in the sand(;
& she's got everything that i have to live without;

People  say  that  its gay  if  you're  a  boy  to  cheerlead.  But  its  cool  to  play  football.  
Reasons  Why  its  NOT  gay  to  be  a  cheerleader...

1. You  hold  girls  up
 2. You  look  up  under  their  skirts


Reasons why  Playing  Football  is...
 
1. You  run around  in  tights  
2. Throw  a  ball  lookin  like  an  idiot

Which sounds gay now.?(:


nmf. mq. 






I currently want to kill everyone.
 

>>LOVE<<

ISN’T A >>TEST<<

So why bother to cheat?

 

                                                                                                                                    *My quote*

                                                                                                                                                                                    Do not copy

 
Dear bullies

See that boy you made fun of for reading a book? Last night his best freind committed suicide

See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself.
... ... ... ...
See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you made fun of for crying?His mother is dying

Re post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

Your life isn't probably as harsh as theirs. Thumbs up if you are against bullies or u are a victim. 
That depressing moment when you hope to log on to witty and see a lot of notifications... But you only see 1...

                               If you cannot read this, 
 please ask the flight attendant for assistance.

                              - United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

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