Quotes added on Monday, December 26 2011

❥ Common sense is not so common
-Voltaire

triponlove
inspirational

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Merry Christmas!!! :D
nmf

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13HeartsU
holiday

Clevorbot

Clevorbot: Are you a robot?
Me: No.
Clevorbot: Are you sure?
Me: Positive.
Clevorbot: What if you don't exist?
Me: Then I'm a dream.
Clevorbot: That's right, very good. You get a cookie and a crayon.
Me: Can I have just the cookie?
Clevorbot: Yes. Here it is.
Me: Ew, it tastes horrible!
Clevorbot: What tastes good?
Me: Your mom.

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yousacutiee6969
funny

dear girls drooling over a guys abs,
how different is that from a boy checking out your boobs?

sincerely, digusted guy

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jtcozzy
away messages

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.