Quotes added on Tuesday, January 31 2012

I miss the old nick.

Whenever your reading through a very long quote on witty & at the end it says "Thankyou for reading this whole thing" & you just sit with pride thinking;
"Your welcome. You. are. very. welcome."






Don't give me                                                              



 

HOPE
                                                        if there's nothing to this.




 

THE NEW GIRL:
by runaway_stories (me)


Chapter 1:  http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3412709
 Chapter 2:  http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3419103
 Chapter 3:  http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3436741
Chapter 4:  http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5032445 

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5032445 http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5032445


 
 
 
  and when it all goes to hell,
 WILL YOU BE ABLE TO TELL ME SORRY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE ?


Excuse in 1970: My dog ate it.

Excuse is 2012: My printer's broken




We've all used this excuse before.


I gotta dig bick
you that read worng
that awkward when you read that wrong too...
And said moment after awkward...

This is awkward...


I'M TIRED OF HATING MYSELF. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP. 



she moves her body


 like a cyclon.e.

&& she makesme wanna do it all night long





going hard when




they turn the spot





 lights on..

Because she moves her body like a cyclone








Just like a cyclone.















;)






 

That moment of satsifaction, when you recieve a notification (: 
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