Quotes added on Saturday, February 4 2012

Cop: How high are you?

Me: No officer, it's, "Hi, how are you?"

Cop: --__--

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Eggz11
funny

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i put the pro in procrastination.

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alliecakess
funny

It bugs me so much when:
The movie or tv show is completely different from the book series. example: Pretty Little Liars.

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LaughYourHeartOut
vent

Do what makes you happy, be with the ones who make you smile, laugh as much as you breath, and love as long as you live.

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jmdklc
advice

"There's only one person in the whole world like you, and I like you so much."

-Mr. Rogers

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livinglifeinthefastlane
love

I am so sick and tired of seeing all of my friends posting statuses on Facebook about hwo happy they are.

I know, it sounds horrible.

But, when is it going to be my turn to be happy?

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i_am_anonymous
vent

These are just scratches compared to the battle-scars on my heart, but then again I'm just trying to talk myself up again.

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Leondoor
break up

Those people,
you just want to strangle
for no apparent reason

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Alishamarie725
funny

Fave
and I will do the most serious honest confessions I have ever done. Stuff that no body knows about me

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SlowlyBreakingDown
requests

Does anyone else have a secret witty that's almost like their diary?

HelloFormats

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musicaddict27
surveys