Quotes added on Friday, February 10 2012
In english class...
*Trying out a new tech gadget*
Teacher: Now try typing in your
names.
Kid in my class: Can we type
our nicknames?
Teacher: No,
"B-CON."
*Class Bursts out Laughing*
Teacher: He started writing it on his
homework!
*Class Bursts out Laughing*
Best
Part Of
School All Day
I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I'm
naturally tall and skinny, I eat what I want, I don't starve
myself, and I am beautiful.
So why are you allowed to love your 'curves' but it is
wrong for me to love my 'bones'?
Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic but horrible for
me to call you fat?
If you can tell me to gain weight, why can't I tell you to
lose weight?
If you can be beautiful for being big, I can be beautiful for
being small. Get over
it.
but i know that eventually i am going to have to let you go
Sometimes I wonder,
If people can read my mind.
Then I get all paranoid
and I try to think normal thoughts,
"Oh look theres a smudge on the board.... How
annoying. That kid's fly is down. Oh wait that's not a
normal thought! Is it?Well.... Umm.... Sometimes I wish I
had a puppy. Ew no why would I want something that poos, licks
it's butt, then sits on my bed and licks my face?
That's disgusting. That's what I have a sister for.
Wait would a normal person be thinking these things? Oh look at
how pretty the design on the ceiling is... Hey woah that
actually IS cool!"
*noticing someone look up*
THEY HEARD
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OK, So tomorrow is a Hockey game for a Lovely Beautiful Girl who happens to have Lafora. Lafora is a form of Epilispey caused by the mutations of one of two genes*. I'm asking anyone and EVERYONE who reads this to do their quotes in purple(That's the color, just like breast cancer is pink)and favorite this quote! Do it for Lafora and do it for all who have Lafora!
Also
repost! *learn more about Lafora
at
http://www.chelseashope.org/whatislafora.html Thank
you
<3
Remember When:
The only answer to
'Who did you sleep with last night?'
was her teddy?
♥
