Quotes added on Tuesday, March 13 2012

Hello, My name is:

Shh... I'd tell you, but that would give away my secret spy identity



 

You want what you


can't have, 


&& you know thats




t
oo damn bad





Ways to get weird looks at wal-mart #1: smear chocolate on your hands, walk out of the bathroom stall when someone walks in, licking your hands!!! 
series??
series?/ 
Cirque Du Freak<3

I flush public toilets with my foot so I don't have to touch it with my hand.

Am I the only one?









Yeah, thought so.




 

===
Everyone Feels Broken Sometimes===




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Dora: What was your favorite part?
You: My favorite part was -
Dora: I liked that part too!
You: DON'T INTERRUPT ME, BlTCH.

That awkward moment ...

when your writing
a really long text to someone but right before you send it,
they tell you they have to  go.

-_-

 

 

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.


& When he doesn't text back,
a million thoughts run through my head..

Your 90% of The Reason
I Get up In The Morninq ,
The Other 10% Is

.C.ause I Needa Pee <3

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