Quotes added on Tuesday, March 13 2012

Hello, My name is:

Shh... I'd tell you, but that would give away my secret spy identity

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Fake_a_smile
funny

You want what you

can't have,

&& you know thats

too damn bad

5 0

swagginitup96
lyrics

Ways to get weird looks at wal-mart #1: smear chocolate on your hands, walk out of the bathroom stall when someone walks in, licking your hands!!!
series??

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yolo2012
funny

Cirque Du Freak<3

3 1

klahhkayy
story

I flush public toilets with my foot so I don't have to touch it with my hand.

Am I the only one?

Yeah, thought so.

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Shuddupwhore
funny

===Everyone Feels Broken Sometimes===

tumblr

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NoTimeForTricks
vent

Dora: What was your favorite part?
You: My favorite part was -
Dora: I liked that part too!
You: DON'T INTERRUPT ME, BlTCH.

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xxniicoleexx
funny

That awkward moment ...

when your writing
a really long text to someone but right before you send it,
they tell you they have to go.

-_-

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lollipoplover
funny

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.

& When he doesn't text back,
a million thoughts run through my head..

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ItWillRain
vent

Your 90% of The Reason
I Get up In The Morninq ,
The Other 10% Is
.C.ause I Needa Pee <3

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KaarenPereez
advice