Quotes added on Sunday, April 1 2012

IF I HAD A PENNY FOR EVERY TIME I DIDNT GIVE 2

CRAPS ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT... I'D BE

SWIMMING IN CASH!!!

B.I.T.C.H please my steletoes are higher than your I.Q.

No snowflake in a avalanche ever feels responsible...
It's adorable when you are kissing a guy and he holds your face.
Follow Me Please --->  @VaDeMu

:3♥


Has anyone else gotten on omegle, and when the person said hi freaked out and disconnected?
I always wonder what they think after I do though.....










How I feel about people in school:


Hate you, and you, you, you, meh you're okay, you, you, you,

ESPECIALLY YOU, you, you, not you you're kinda cute--why

haven't I seen you before?, you, you...



How  I feel about people in hotels:



I KNOW YOU'RE JUDGING ME ON MY OUTFIT, you look weird,

nice orange shirt lawlz, GET OUT OF MY POOL, your flip flops

are really loud, haaay I like your suitcase I want to ask you

where you got it but that'd be kinda weird, you know what else

would be weird? If we lived in the same town!, you smell odd

or is that me..?



How I feel about people in grocery stores:


I want to buy a bunch of candy but the cashier will probably

think I'm fat, why am I so awkward when I check out?, I

wonder if anyone would notice if I switched two items around,

I really want to run up and down these aisles, I look like a

hobo today I hope there's no guys, OF COURSE there's a cute

guy, I hope this girl doesn't go in the same line as me,

SERIOUSLY LADY THERE'S TEN OTHER LINES OPEN AND YOU

CHOSE TO GO TO MINE, she has like 3089305890 items,

I should just go to the other line, nope my mom doesn't want

to go to the other line..



How I feel about Internet people:


WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE!? ♥

 

Anyone else not know how to make the cool formats and everything on here!??

Adventure time quotes #6
Finn: Today we will lose this battle but we will also win!!!!!
Jake,Cinnamon Bun, BMO, LSP,Aand some random duck: Yaaay!!!

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