Quotes added on Monday, April 23 2012

you can't change the the situation,
 only how you deal with it.

I DONT UNDERSTAND

How a Twilight character (Edward Cullen) got into a Harry Potter movie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 
me: F a g;)
nmq/nmf
bf: Hey! I'm no cigarette...
 
 
me: Well you're smokin';)
 
nmq/nmf
bf: HA! Puns.
 
 
me: You know that was cute :)
 
nmq/nmf
bf: Yeahhh. :)
 

truestory
So I put my phone on "airplane mode" and threw it in the air.... WORST TRANSFORMER EVER!!!

I hate fave if quotes.

"Fave if you have braces!"
"Fave if you love one direction!"
"Fave if you know this song!"
Honestly, NO ONE CARES.
No one cares if you love a certain band, and no one cares if you have blonde hair.
They're just pointless quotes from people who are desperate to be on the top quotes page.
Witty is about meaningful, or even silly quotes where you post about YOUR FEELINGS.
It isn't a survey site.

 

Fave if you agree!

 

Oh wait I don't do that.




Some say "live, laugh, love."
I SAY "RAISE, AIM, SHOOT."


 

Dear LOL,

Thanks for always being there when I have nothing to say.
Love, All Texters


Fave if you ever walk around mindlessley talking to yourself in puplic.


If no one had a heart,
then how do they know that they love you?

If no one had a soul,
then how does one do what they like?

If no one had a life,
then how are they living so freely?
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